Can I have your number? Can I have it?

Although unsuccessful, these lines have been amusing…

“Hey Chocolate can I be your bodyguard tonight?”

“Oh girl I love that hair.  Can I get a slice of it, like a slice of pizza?”

“Look at you…looking all cute like Pocahontas n shit”

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