February 6, 2012
Ya I don’t know what kind of comeback he’s trying to make, but no one is interested
August 17, 2011
“Can you help me with my French for a couple of weeks?”
“Nah…no way. That’s way too sexy for me.”
August 16, 2011
“You suck! You’ve sucked this whole trip”
“… but I just saw you today for the first time”
April 22, 2011
“I wish you saw her”
KLM: She looked like a jack rabbit on crack
LOL: Yeah, and she was dancing so weird. Like she was dancing to the beat of the tambourine
March 26, 2011
“You just want to play with his hair, right?”
Even though it may be true it does not give you the license to say it out loud. #blushing #haters
March 24, 2011
“The Expendable Character”
See how even Haters can be poetic…
[9:44:44 PM]: i mean he’s some tasteless abercrombie &fitch model that was hired last minute
[9:44:51 PM]: he has two lines in the movie
[9:45:02 PM]: “I do
[9:45:07 PM]: and “please don’t shoot me”
Poor future husband.
