Ya I don’t know what kind of comeback he’s trying to make, but no one is interested
“You suck! You’ve sucked this whole trip”
“… but I just saw you today for the first time”
“I wish you saw her”
KLM: She looked like a jack rabbit on crack
LOL: Yeah, and she was dancing so weird. Like she was dancing to the beat of the tambourine
“[He] skyped me from the shower.”
LD1: He was like ”bc I’m in a hurry to go and I wanted to talk to you”
LD1: He was completely wet and naked
LD2: It’s like chatroulette with that boy.
“You’ve created a problem in my life with Frank Ocean…makes me feel like I’m in 8th grade blushing and imagining he is singing to me.”
Sometimes
“Sometimes things don’t go, after all, from bad to worse. Some years muscadel faces down frost; green thrives; the crops don’t fail, sometimes a man aims high, and all goes well”
“been breathing so hard we both could use the oxygen”
I can’t turn it off.
Frank Ocean – Nature Feels
“If he becomes gay when he is drunk, then he is gay.”
Interesting. Thanks for enlightening us big sis!
Can I have your number? Can I have it?
Although unsuccessful, these lines have been amusing…
“Hey Chocolate can I be your bodyguard tonight?”
“Oh girl I love that hair. Can I get a slice of it, like a slice of pizza?”
“Look at you…looking all cute like Pocahontas n shit”
“You just want to play with his hair, right?”
Even though it may be true it does not give you the license to say it out loud. #blushing #haters
The Lunch Break: Music We !!!
LOL: These guys ate my pizza
LD: Who?!!
LOL: I don’t know… they said their name was the lunch break or something. I wasn’t that hungry anyway…
A few hours later…
“The Expendable Character”
See how even Haters can be poetic…
[9:44:44 PM]: i mean he’s some tasteless abercrombie &fitch model that was hired last minute
[9:44:51 PM]: he has two lines in the movie
[9:45:02 PM]: “I do
[9:45:07 PM]: and “please don’t shoot me”
Poor future husband.
