Archive for ‘Can I have your number? Can I have it?’

July 18, 2013

“So ya, at the moment my vault has three people in it. A fling from the past, a fling from the present, and a fling from the future…[who is] wooing me over the internet.”

September 8, 2011

‘So you’re just gonna ride off into the sunset and not come back until the moon is out?’

September 7, 2011

‘I ain’t got you on no [insurance] coverage or nothing, so don’t get sick’

May 15, 2011

“Sos una escultura. Me muero por salir con vos.”

You gotta give it to Argentinians for originality.

March 27, 2011

Can I have your number? Can I have it?

Although unsuccessful, these lines have been amusing…

“Hey Chocolate can I be your bodyguard tonight?”

“Oh girl I love that hair. ┬áCan I get a slice of it, like a slice of pizza?”

“Look at you…looking all cute like Pocahontas n shit”