Posts tagged ‘Quotes’

February 6, 2012

Ya I don’t know what kind of comeback he’s trying to make, but no one is interested

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August 16, 2011

“You suck! You’ve sucked this whole trip”

“… but I just saw you today for the first time”

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May 11, 2011

“If I ate myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?”

April 24, 2011

“Estoy al borde de un abismo pero la vida desde aqui es excepcional.”

April 22, 2011

“I wish you saw her”

KLM: She looked like a jack rabbit on crack

LOL: Yeah, and she was dancing so weird. Like she was dancing to the beat of the tambourine

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April 21, 2011

“[He] skyped me from the shower.”

LD1: He was like “bc I’m in a hurry to go and I wanted to talk to you”

LD1: He was completely wet and naked

LD2: It’s like chatroulette with that boy.

April 15, 2011

“You’ve created a problem in my life with Frank Ocean…makes me feel like I’m in 8th grade blushing and imagining he is singing to me.”

April 6, 2011


“Sometimes things don’t go, after all, from bad to worse. Some years muscadel faces down frost; green thrives; the crops don’t fail, sometimes a man aims high, and all goes well”

April 2, 2011

“Rational thought destroys the soul”

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March 29, 2011

“been breathing so hard we both could use the oxygen”

I can’t turn it off.

Frank Ocean – Nature Feels

March 29, 2011

Misplaced Hopes

The future is not what it used to be

March 29, 2011

“This is a cube? Oh hell no.”

March 28, 2011

“I used to recruit dope heads on your block”

March 28, 2011

“If he becomes gay when he is drunk, then he is gay.”

Interesting.  Thanks for enlightening us big sis!

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March 27, 2011

Can I have your number? Can I have it?

Although unsuccessful, these lines have been amusing…

“Hey Chocolate can I be your bodyguard tonight?”

“Oh girl I love that hair.  Can I get a slice of it, like a slice of pizza?”

“Look at you…looking all cute like Pocahontas n shit”

March 26, 2011

“You just want to play with his hair, right?”

Even though it may be true it does not give you the license to say it out loud.  #blushing #haters

March 25, 2011

How We Met

March 24, 2011

The Lunch Break: Music We !!!

LOL: These guys ate my pizza

LD: Who?!!

LOL: I don’t know… they said their name was the lunch break or something. I wasn’t that hungry anyway…

A few hours later…

March 24, 2011

“The Expendable Character”

See how even Haters can be poetic…

[9:44:44 PM]: i mean he’s some tasteless abercrombie &fitch model that was hired last minute

[9:44:51 PM]: he has two lines in the movie

[9:45:02 PM]: “I do

[9:45:07 PM]: and “please don’t shoot me”

Poor future husband.

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